People would tell you all historical and cultural stuff if you ask them about things to do and places to go in Amsterdam. But, we beg to differ. We want to make your trip FUN and SEXY and thus we are going to tell you all the HOT things you need to know before you visit Amsterdam. But, read about the history of the city and a few local slangs so you do not end up making a fool of yourself in front of the local people while asking for directions. Once you know the difference between A’dam and De Dam, proceed to read on the best of the things.
Prostitute Information Center
Operated by Mariska Majoor, a former prostitute, PIC or Prostitute Information Center will answer all your questions and queries regarding prostitution in Amsterdam. She will tell you all about work, professional issues and politics happening within world’s oldest business. She offers a workshop too that includes a drink and a photo wherein the participants can experience what it feels like to be a part of the legalized sex industry.
The best place to see all your imagination in action is at Casa Rosso. The place features outrageous action on the stage. Ranging from striptease to amazing sex and soft BDSM to erotic stories, all of it in a short span of time but in enough detail to keep you excited and craving for more. Although the ending feels quick and blunt, the overall experience is worth time and money.
As much as the name sounds weird, so is its history. The place is practically a bar but with twist. You get served by hot girls which sounds normal until you pay them 50 Euros and they oil their breasts for you and your friends to enjoy for a while. Another magic trick they pull for 50 Euros is pulling out a banana (read the name of the bar again and it will make sense now) from their vagina for you to feast upon. A former owner of the bar once tried to save the bar from taxes by registering it as a place of worship where Satan was the deity. It worked until a Church of Satan claimed membership of it in 1988. Long story short, something happened and Church was disbanded and Bananenbar was re-registered as a bar.
La Vie en Proost
If you have dreamt of being served by topless waitresses that would love getting their boobs pressed and their nipples pinched, this is the place to be. La Vie en Proost is located in a narrow alleyway which has as sexy a feel to it as the bar. The classy might not be the right word but hot is definitely what describes everything that happens here. If you are lucky, you might get a lap dance too.
The other places to visit in the city are very historical and materialistic to call them sexy. That being said, you can make these visits sexy by hiring a beautiful escort and getting her company to all the museums and other places of your ‘interest’. To make it more fun, you can even take the escort to the hotel room which would happily welcome your guests and let you have all the fun.